Burn Crozier Terrace!!!!!!!
Friday, May 01, 2009 Posted In BIKIN AKU BENGANG Edit This 0 Comments »
"Bogan Terrorism!!"
Been talking to Syar over the phone about my 'lovely' neighbours "THE BOGANS".Not one or two, but the whole block of units are full of BOGANs. How unlucky i am, huh??.. Again...
Haven't seen the inside of the Hackneys unit but the area seems nice and peaceful. Sighh.....really tired and not in a mood to packed AGAIN my stuffs. Plus, sooooo sad..i luv my so-called 5days apartment.Hate thosee BOGANNNNNNN!!!!
Been talking to Syar over the phone about my 'lovely' neighbours "THE BOGANS".Not one or two, but the whole block of units are full of BOGANs. How unlucky i am, huh??.. Again...
Haven't seen the inside of the Hackneys unit but the area seems nice and peaceful. Sighh.....really tired and not in a mood to packed AGAIN my stuffs. Plus, sooooo sad..i luv my so-called 5days apartment.Hate thosee BOGANNNNNNN!!!!
**BOGAN's CHECKLIST**
in CROZIER TERRACE
√ Typically resides in either a low-cost housing estate or government housing
√ Fits a particular stereotypical image,lack of dress sense & lack of personal hygiene(uGly+smelly+dirty+mannerless+brainless+sloppy+jobless+alcoholic+druggist+TaxEater)
√ BOAGLISH language (shorten word like 'fishun' for fishing) well, what to do they are brainless people, short of everything...eventheir brain
√ A particular choice of vehicles. (They usually go for Holden Commodore or Ford....ewwww!!)
√ Choice of Music ( Metal or Pub Rock...which ive painfully listens for the past five days..tooo loud!! Feels like banging my head against the wall!!Arghhhhhhh!!!....)
√ Employment status..JOBLESS or Labourer!! duhh..? (thats why they always hanging around and do nothing, ohh apart from stealing..they love it..
√ Alcohol cans/bottles is alway in their hand
√ TaxEater-line up in front of CentreLink every month for PAYDAY and party from day to night.
*Notes: All details of BOGANs has been check. Therefore, the result has been clarified of the existence of BOGANs in your area.
*Warning: Always keep your doors and windows shut. Dont leave anything outside home. Most Bogans are THIEF!! (alamak..barang2 aku kat balcony...camner ni??? Hopefully semua selamat...Amin)
*Reminder: Emergency Call 000 OR 131444 for POLICE
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